Lil Wayne

The reason why I lost faith in the generation im growing up in. He is the most overrated rapper in the game right now. I mean come on guys a 2 year old could spit better than him. He is such a wannabe blood and he kissed his dad, also he shot himself in the chest on accident. He's a good role model (sarcasm). Yet he thinks he's the best rapper alive when he's NOT. Listen to legends like 2pac, biggie, eminem, nas, rakim, snoop dogg, dr.dre, ice cube, eazy e, and jay-z.

Heres my list and go ahead and call me a hater.

1. Eminem
2. Tupac
3. Biggie
4. Rakim
5. Nas
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67462592. Soulja Boy
67462593. Flo Rida
67462594. Lil Wayne

*Nas and Lil Wayne in a rap battle*

Smart people: Nas! Nas! Nas!

Idiots: Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!

Host: Aight, Aight, calm down, now lets hear it for my homie nas! DJ spin that shit.

*Nas does a freestyle and murders wayne*

Crowd: Ohhhhhh!

Host: Aight, Aight, now lets hear lil wayne! DJ spin that shit!

Lil Wayne: Um, uh, yo, yo, Your mom licked me like a lollipop, damn what rhymes with lollipop?

Crowd: Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!

Lil Wayne: umm, *chokes from nervousness*

Host: Ohhhhhh!!!! Lil Wayne just choked, Nas wins!

by I dont know10897 July 24, 2009

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Lil Wayne

Known for his lacklusture flow, nursery rhymes and confusing similies with metaphors and punchlines. Labelled himself as "The Best Rapper Alive" prior to admitting that he "Couldn't fuck with em", referring to fellow rapper Eminem, thus contradicting his statement. Has yet to emerge victorious from a hip hop feud, e.g. Jay Z, whom Wayne took several shots at, before being destroyed in one subliminal verse by Jay on TI's 'Watch What You Say To Me'. Wayne is rightly acknowledge by those educated in the art/culture of Hip Hop as being one of the main villains behind Hip Hop's downfall. His sexuality has also come into question, this following him passionately kissing his "Daddy" Bryan "Baby" Williams on the lips.

Lil Wayne's nonsensical verse on Kanye's West's Barry Bonds:

Yeah, I'm so bright not shady
My teeth and my ice so white like Shady
Ice in my teeth so refrigerated
I'm so fuckin +Good+ like I'm sleepin with Meagan
I'm all about my Franklins, Lincolns and Reagans
Whenever they make them, I shall "hayve" them
Oops I meant have them, I'm so crazy
But if you play crazy you'll be sleepin with daisies
I'm such a "hayvoc" – oops I meant havoc
And my drink's still pinker than the Easter rabbit
And I'm still Cole like Keyshia's family
Stove on my waist turn beef to patties
And I ate it cause I'm so at it
And I don't front and I don't go backwards
And I don't practice, and I don't lack shit
And you can get Barry, suck my bat bitch

by TheEducator April 15, 2009

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