Life bitch
The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life
Life bitch by Atavistic July 27, 2021
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double crossing no life bitch
double crossing no life bitch by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018
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Life bitch • double crossing no life bitch • life is a bitch • Life's a Bitch • "Life's a Bitch and Then You Die" • Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass • Life's a bitch, and then you die • Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI • Lil Bitch for Life • life's a bitched
life is a bitch
When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle
Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....
Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....
Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!
life is a bitch by Ankit, Ashaesh, Goldyn September 26, 2006
Life's a Bitch
1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
Life's a Bitch by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"
One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!
DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die" by DramaFreak March 16, 2008
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass
A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
life's a bitch
Can be defined in a few ways.
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
life's a bitch by debebop April 7, 2013
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