Lieutenant Dangle 

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

Lieutenant Dangle by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

Lieutenant Jim Dangle 

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.

Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU

Lieutenant Jim Dangle by jericc is my son February 20, 2022