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Lick-the-Strip 

Lick-the-Strip is a drinking game built upon the founding principles of truth-or-dare. This game is most successful when all players are wasted. Using a random number generator (6-sided die, numeric spin wheel, etc.) the player calls out a playable number, opponents name, and a dare. The roller "wins" his round if the number he calls corresponds to the number "rolled". If the number is not called correctly, it is the next player's turn. An example for Player 1 would be: "If I roll a 4, Jude has to lick the dirty strip on the living room table!". If Player 1 successfully calls and rolls a 4, then Jude must perform the dare given. If any players refuse to perform their dare, they must suffer a pre-determined consequence. An example would be to have the biggest player punch the Jude (or whatever player is pussing out) in the nuts. As the game progresses and the dares become more disgusting/harder to accomplish, the pre-determined consequence will keep players from leaving the game. Majority rules when determining what actions are deemed appropriate for the game. The game continues until all remaining players mutually decide to end the game.
"Who wants to get wasted and play Lick-the-Strip!?"

"Lick-the-Strip is the best game ever!"

"My testicles still hurt from playing Lick-the-Strip last night."
Lick-the-Strip by Merikude January 3, 2013
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lick the bacon strip 

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita
ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026