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Lick me off 

A colloquial request for cunnilingus that results in orgasm. It can be asked from a place of lust or anger.

It can also be used to reference an orgasmic cunnilingus experience in hindsight.
"Oh yeah baby thats it. Faster. LICK ME OFF. Oh yeah, lick me off!!.."

"IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT YOU CAN LICK ME THE FUCK OFF!"

(on the phone with a girlfriend) " ... and then he threw me down on the bed, spread my legs wide open and dug his hot wet tongue into my pussy.... until he licked me off!!"
Lick me off by Bam Kabalam May 8, 2012

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

Poop on me and lick it off 

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

Poop on me and lick it off 

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.
I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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