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Lick balls 

Also can mean; sucks, lame; etc.
The Madonna concert licked balls, so I left early.
Lick balls by Mike.D May 8, 2005
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Lick balls 

Lick balls (When you say fuck you, that's all you gotta say) In-cace your confused, here's an example. Lick balls, i'm not gonna give you a fuckin dime bitch!
Lick balls by Mike.D April 27, 2005

u lick balls xD 

it's worse then "your mom gay" or "your dad lesbian" use at risk. saying these words may end our existence.
guy 1: hey dude

guy 2: what

guy 1: your mom gay lol

guy 2: oh yeah? your dad lesbian lmao

giga chad: nah fam u lick balls xD

Lick Lick Lick My Balls 

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."
Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"
lick my balls by MsTr-Z May 19, 2005

lick lick lick my balls 

LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME

lick my balls and call me trevor 

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
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