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Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
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Librarian's Complex

When a person puts on large unattractive glasses so that when they remove them they will look hotter by contrast.
Dang, that girl has a librarian's complex. I bet she looks so hot without those glasses and even hotter without the clothes.
by Winslow3317 April 29, 2020
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