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Liam Neesoned 

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
Liam Neesoned by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
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liam neesoned 

When a person or object is no longer available for a specific use due to someone else taking it first.
Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.

Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.
liam neesoned by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012

liam nessoned it 

To completely bad-ass something and completely dominate, To completly clear a room and kill everyone quickly. to kill everyone in a game by only using a sidearm and knife
Dude he totally liam nessoned it and killed everyone with only a knife
liam nessoned it by savage mf December 28, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016