LiTim 

Crazy panda dream. Likes Twister. Can read your mind... if your name is Liz or Tim. You can't keep anything from her, she's knows EVERYTHING. She is a surplus of brain matter in a dead clone's body. Everything she thought she knew was a lie...

I think that girl read my mind

She MUST be a LiTim, let's ask her if she want's to play Twister!

LiTim by LiTim July 24, 2011

LITMMO 

Live In The Motherfucking Moment. This phrase is used for those are too busy taking photos or videos a concert instead of actually jamming to the artist's beats.

Yo Cassie you've taken like a million photos, LITMMO and actually jam to Skrillex dropping this beat!

LITMMO by Childish Bambino March 30, 2017

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Litmo 

A person that get's more lit or drunk than you.

Sure, I gotta little buzzed last night, but she was a real litmo.

Litmo by Pete Puck February 16, 2010

Litmus Piss 

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.

Litmus Piss by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016

facebook litigant 

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter

facebook litigant by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

Litium 

A slang word meaning two young persons who speak arabic. The word is used in southern Finland, and it's a lot more common within youngsters than older people. It's not usually used to be racist or to offend anyone. It's commonly used to tell arabic people apart. The word comes from"Lithium" which is a chemical element.

In some cases instead of Litium, people use an abbreviation "Li". The "L" in the word "Li" means usually the shorter person and "I" means the taller and sportier one.

Hey look , Litium is over there!

Have you seen Litium today?

L is over there, but I can't see I anywhere!

Litium by caralineco March 21, 2017