moon: lfmao
zheng: you dipshit u spelled lmfao wrong
moon: i meant lfmao, it means lesbians fingering my asshole
zheng: then, what does the o mean
moon: ( )o( ) = hole

lfmao by moon August 1, 2004

Related Words

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LFMAO

When an individual is laughing while fucking their ass off.

Crombyl: LFMAO
Mark: You mean LMFAO.
Crombyl: No, I meant I am laughing whilst fucking my ass of.
Mark: How can you possibly fuck your own ass?
Crombyl: I just did.

LFMAO by Fine Walter August 16, 2022

lmao

stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.

omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)

lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021

lmao

1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet

Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?

lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.

alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao

ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014

Omar lmao, my ocean day view

The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.

Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW

Omar lmao, my ocean day view by SHOERSON October 1, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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