Lezimilate

Short definition: When lez girls try and turn a straight girl lez.

Much like the Borg of Star Trek attempted to assimilate much of the human race into their union of organic machines, a lezzer, or lesbian, will attempt to Lezimilate a female human into her race of kittens and unicorns. Lezimilation is not normally done on a one-on-one basis, generally two or more lezzers outnumber the human female to attempt the lezimilation.

The girls invited her to be bar so they could lezimilate her.

Lezimilate by PDX Nut May 27, 2010

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legimitate

verb. To imitate something to a degree that you are accepted as the real deal, legitimate.

Barry wore his black shirt so he could legimitate security and get back-stage.

Lucy legitimated a regional manager and was given a free meal.

legimitate by Bluecrown September 17, 2017

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legiminate

coined by amber lineweaver in 2004, meaning legitamately discriminate

not letting that kid in our group because of his abnoxiousness is a legiminate reason

legiminate by Lingwendil April 28, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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