Someone who pretends to be kind and loving just to be cool and to disguise the fact that he or she is completely narcissistic and self centered.
The lovester at the party that stroked your ego and told you you were so wonderful and talented, just stole your script idea and got a development deal.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.