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lena lover 

someone with black bushy hair nest-like who is constantly looking out for a new rodent to shove up his (or secretly hers, we're not sure yet's) own arse

this so called 'lena lover' will also most usually love music sung or written by mouse like people

a 'lena lover' will slowly start to become too obsessed with any mouse like singers they enjoy and will eventualy lose the will to spend any time doing anything other than repeatedly wank methodically thru an entire album of the mouse like singers work..

and that is all he (or maybe she) will do for the rest of their lives, eat sleep wank over a mouse like singer and occasionally capture its own rodent- whitch it will proceed to sleep with... several times
Girl 1 - lets go over to talk to him
Girl 2 - No way he looks just like a 'lena lover'
Girl 1 - Oh yeah, i should have know.. its always the ones hiding in bushes outside peoples bedroom windows.......
Girl 2 - MmmHmm
lena lover by Suckitsal March 2, 2011
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Lena Lover 

A male that presumably shows a lot of affection towards people named Lena in intimate ways.
Tony wants head from Lena. Tony is a Lena Lover
Lena Lover by TonyIsRetarded May 12, 2019
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