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Lemon High 

When you get so high off your ass you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself. Another possible effect of the Lemon High is the creation of random non-existent foods.
Guy 1: Man I want those WonkaChunk Peanutz!

Guy 2: Dude what the hell are you talking about?!

Guy 1: I have no idea I have a Lemon High, and I just want to juice myself.
Lemon High by EmeraldSoul May 22, 2009
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High Hopes For A Lemon 

A very cool kid that sings High Hopes for a lemon in his video and a lot of people likes it because he have potential to be better than Justin Bieber. He did this cover to pay tribute to a lemon. Go subscribe to his channel because you might win an Iphone and a Nintendo Switch.
EL Pidio: Have to have high high hopes for a lemon
Everyone: SO GOOD!!!!

Lemont High School 

A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.
"I go to Lemont High School."
"That fuckin' sucks."

Lemont High School 

A high school in Lemont where 90 percent of the school is rich, spoiled, white kids. Then these kids try to act hood by smoking mass amounts of weed so they can try to validate there popularity. They are smug douches who dont do shit because they know that their parents can afford to pay for any college they want to go to. They have 30,000 dollar cars to drive 2 miles a day, going to school and back. The other 10 percent are the kids who supply all the drugs to the others and commit the pettiest of crimes such as burglary and theft. The girls are steadily becoming bigger whores as the pregnancy rate is increasing. This place is fucked up and its getting worse.
"Hey bro where'd you go for high school"
"Lemont High School"
"I'm sorry to hear that"
Lemont High School by thasnaaaaaaaasty September 23, 2012

Lemont High School 

Where half of Jesus’s disciples go. Not the best school out there
My loyal hoes go to Lemont High School, unfortunately

Lemont High School 

A school in a shitty town that is full of weirdo emo gay shits, slutty rich bitches, jocks too fucking scared to say they're gay, pussy ass wipes, and a bunch of other boring rich cunts
1: where did you go to high school ?
2: lemont high school

1: ...
2: ...
1: ....cunt

Lemont High School 

A high school in lemont built in the 1800's
Go Fucking Indians!

We are Lemont High School
Lemont High School by mikerc69 October 22, 2008
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