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Legit Shit 

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.
Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.
Legit Shit by B-Fergy May 27, 2009
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Legit for Shit 

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.
1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!
Legit for Shit by footnote58 October 24, 2010

Shit legit 

This phrase has the same meaning as the phrase "for reals" or "true shit". The person on the receiving end of this phrase would if true respond with Legit shit. However if the answer is negative the response would most likely be Shit ain't legit.
Dude #1 : Dude I kicked Browser's ass so badly yesterday in Mario on the 64.

Dude #2 : Shit legit?

Dude #1 : Legit SHIT.
Shit legit by Cyn123 March 26, 2014

legit as shit 

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.
Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!
legit as shit by elosbast October 14, 2006

Make that shit legit 

Guy A: That girl is so fly. Imma get up in dat.

Guy B: Make that shit legit, son!
Make that shit legit by C.R.McK August 1, 2007

Too Legit To Shit 

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Too Legit To Shit by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012

Shit or Legit 

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.
Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.
Shit or Legit by Mister Christ December 5, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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