Left Pocket 

Poker Term for where you keep your important money.
Also known as your bank roll.

From the movie 'Lucky You',
L. C. Cheever: I hear your left pocket is empty.

(For terms of the movie, it was his buy-in to the Main event.)

Left Pocket by CharlieVJ May 10, 2010

Left Pocket 

A term used by hockey players mainly in Massachusetts that means puck slut so the girls don't know there talking about them. Originated because a couple hockey players had a piece of paper sticking out of their left pocket in their vest that read "Puck Sluts"

Eh man I think that tendy is making some big saves for those left pockets eh?

Left Pocket by EhnateEh September 6, 2016

left pocket dog shit 

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

left pocket dog shit by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Left pocket dog shit 

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

Left pocket dog shit by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Left pocket dog shit 

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

Left pocket dog shit by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.

kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.

Left-Hand Pocket Launcher by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009

Banana in the left backpack pocket 

If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.

"omg...Tania has a banana in the left backpack pocket"

"Wow...she is a slut"

Banana in the left backpack pocket by Gaus IE May 15, 2025