A female who lies at all costs to benefit her self , or any random cause she deems worthy. She is never detoured by any feelings of remorse or suffering that she may cause. The truth is but a speed bump in her twisted world of lies,and deceit. Broken hearts, and wrecked lives are just victims of her tragic game. No one is safe from her web of lies not friends, family, children. not even puppies. She will lie about the most random thing even the Fucking weather, and without missing a beat lie about the most important thing in someones life. She has no conscience and just when you try to believe her one more time your life gets Fucked Again!!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.