Lee Lightning

Youtube scene poser. Tags her videos as 'scene' and 'scene queen' , then tells people not to label her because she is not a soup can. Makes 'scene' jewelry like, brass knuckles, lightning bolts, and Kiki Kannibal's 'Kouture Diamond' but, makes them out of foam, and colored glue. Also, her and her friends make youtube accounts claiming to be Lee's fans. Recently made 'leelightningpaparazz' which is supposed to be paparazzi that follow Lee around. Completely fake, the 'paparazzi' sound exactly like her little friend 'Ally Horror'. Lee claims in her 'back from the hospital' video, that VanessaVandalism somehow got her address and sent someone to beat her up, also very fake. Names youtubers, such as BlackSharpies, Nikkixcore321, and EvilSaionji, and tells them she is sueing them for cyber bullying. She also says she has Alopecia and Vanessa just shaved her head because shes just oh so obsessed with Lee, Lee doesn't have Alopecia, Vanessa does. Lee is a ten-year-old poser that says she is 'an internet famous mega scene queen'. I, as do many others, despise the bitch.

Lee Lightning: ZOMG, U GUYZ R SO MEAN! I GOT BACK FRUM DA HASPITAL CUZ VANESSA SENT SUM1 TO BEAT ME UP!!1!!11!!

Ally Horror: OHMIGAWD! VANESSA GET UH LIFE STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LEE!!UR JUST LIEK EVRY1 ELSE!!!

Everyone with a brain: Shut the hell up, no one likes you, fucking posers.

Lee Lightning by ohemily; May 2, 2009

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Lee Lightning

A girl thats a scene poser, thinks she has so much friends when not that many people like her. she makes jewelry out of foam and thinks its the shit. She also thinks she's famous, when only hannah montanna fans know her. She makes fake accounts and so do her friends to make it seem like she's famous. She thinks she has Alopecia, but really shes just a lier. This girl made youtube videos but didnt want to handle all the haters so she blamed someone for getting a girl to beat her up.

Lee Lightning: I think im so cool
Lee's friend: buy lee's foam jewelry its so great.
Everyone: no one likes foam jewelry and your not that cool lee, and your not famous.

Lee Lightning by 548Star April 15, 2009

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lee lightning

A scene poser, who thinks she's awesome because she whores around on youtube and makes fake accounts, and subscribes herself. She thinks she has millions of fans, but they all secretly hate her and are all annoyed by her videos. She made a video claiming that she was beat up by an "obsessed youtube fan" then said that she was suing every person on youtube for cyber bulling, but all of youtube knew she was lying. She said she was leaving youtube for good, but she obviously came back. Oh joy. Lee Lightning is back. She states she is a nice person, but she definitely is not. I have had experience talking to to her and so have many other people who make hate videos.

Lee Lightning
stupid ugly whore. your NOT pretty. stop trying to be. and oh lee copying you? haha YEAH RIGHT. more like other fucking way aroun you cunt

Isn't she so NICE?

lee lightning by Faggawt April 29, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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