Lean Pocket

The vagina of a bulimic or anorexic woman.

That skinny bitch let me get a taste of her lean pocket.

Lean Pocket by NappyTown24 February 28, 2010

Lean Pocket

Half the calories, with all the diarrhea

I just had a lean pocket, its a low calorie laxative

Lean Pocket by Docholiday11x January 5, 2011

lean pocket

a sexy bitch who sucks a good dick and swallows

i could go for a lean pocket

lean pocket by 420S.R.H.420 June 19, 2009

Lean Pocket

Sticking your dick in a woman's pants/short pocket and ejaculating inside it

I gave my wife a lean pocket.

Lean Pocket by Bigglesmigglesthefiggles January 20, 2018

Michigan Lean Pocket 

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

Michigan Lean Pocket by Richie Crow April 11, 2010

Alabama Lean Pocket 

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.

Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)

Alabama Lean Pocket by SDedalus May 5, 2009

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

Louisiana Lean Pocket by negativecr33p December 8, 2017