Lean Machine

Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.

Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.

Have you seen Harry's summer body?
Oh my gosh he's a LEAN MACHINE

Lean Machine by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 23, 2018

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Someone out of a group of stoners who is the most stoned at the time of smoking.

Tom - yo dude , bens really stoned

Mathews - yeah I know he's a lean machine !

lean machine by Snow36 November 11, 2013

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Lean Mean Keegan Machine

The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.

Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.

Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.

Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name

Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine

Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.

Lean Mean Keegan Machine by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 7, 2010

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Lean green meme machine

A person of any of the 500 genders or species, that make dank memes for not only entertainment but as a religion.

Steve: yo that lit, 420, 360 notescope, here comes dat boi.
Me: wow steve, your one heck of a lean green meme machine.
Steve: ( Dead serious) Im more dead inside the xx.
Me: we dont speak of x, rip x in the chat.(cries)
(sene fades to Black)

Lean green meme machine by TheOnly1of1 October 29, 2018

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lean green mean cream machine

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“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

lean green mean cream machine by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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