A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"
Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.
Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).