It's le sacred material of any and every god. Has a melting point of 5000 Celcius and having a strength of 10 million psi. Also able to be consumed and grant normal people the power to become the most powerful being on le planet. After being found in France, It was named LePaunch. It's also rarer than diamonds, with scientists estimates landing around only having 50 million tons within the Earth.
person1: Dude, I found some LePaunch.
person2:Woah, isn't it like worth billions of dollars?
person1:Yeah. WE ARE RICH DAVE WHOOHOOO!
person2:Woah, isn't it like worth billions of dollars?
person1:Yeah. WE ARE RICH DAVE WHOOHOOO!
by WeblePloopyLePaunch February 17, 2022