Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011