Lazy Wank
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
Lazy Wank by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023
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Lazy wanker
Lazy wanker by Sprot December 28, 2011
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Lazy Wank • Lazy wanker • lazy • Lazy Susan • lazy-ass • lazy-boy • lazy bum • Lazy eye • lazy cunt • lazy days
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