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Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
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Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

lazergazer 

Can be worded 'lazergazer', 'lazer-gazer' or 'lazer gazer'. All mean the same thing.

The meaning is quite broad. Can be used to describe a person who has, is or will be watching (either intentionally or non-intentionally) another person urinate. It can be meant in a sexual way too, for instance in relation to 'golden showers', and could in this sense describe the person who is on the receiving end of said golden shower.

The act of watching another person urinate can also be described as 'lazergazing'.

- Phrase coined by CatManTad and given meaning through collaboration with a friend (not through experience! Just so you all aren't left wondering!)
Phrase was initially used to describe what another friend did at their recent job overseeing the operation of a CNC Laser Cutting Machine. However, the tone of the conversation soon lowered a couple of notches when we realized what the phrase COULD mean in other circumstances.
1) I avoid using the urinals in public toilets to stop lazergazers.

2) You're at a party and two women go to the toilet together. You may say to your friend "Has lazergazing become THAT much of a trend now?"

3) A means to promote your new kinky blind dating service- "Meet your perfect match at one of our stargazing and lazergazing evenings."

golden shower

3)
lazergazer by CatManTad October 22, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026