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lazergazer 

Can be worded 'lazergazer', 'lazer-gazer' or 'lazer gazer'. All mean the same thing.

The meaning is quite broad. Can be used to describe a person who has, is or will be watching (either intentionally or non-intentionally) another person urinate. It can be meant in a sexual way too, for instance in relation to 'golden showers', and could in this sense describe the person who is on the receiving end of said golden shower.

The act of watching another person urinate can also be described as 'lazergazing'.

- Phrase coined by CatManTad and given meaning through collaboration with a friend (not through experience! Just so you all aren't left wondering!)
Phrase was initially used to describe what another friend did at their recent job overseeing the operation of a CNC Laser Cutting Machine. However, the tone of the conversation soon lowered a couple of notches when we realized what the phrase COULD mean in other circumstances.
1) I avoid using the urinals in public toilets to stop lazergazers.

2) You're at a party and two women go to the toilet together. You may say to your friend "Has lazergazing become THAT much of a trend now?"

3) A means to promote your new kinky blind dating service- "Meet your perfect match at one of our stargazing and lazergazing evenings."

golden shower

3)
lazergazer by CatManTad October 22, 2015
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Lazerblazer 

"If MCG bans me one more time, I'm gonna go Lazerblazer their venue!"
Lazerblazer by SamShiiv July 1, 2017
Related Words
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026