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Princess Layou 

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.
Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.
Princess Layou by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
A layomi is normally the most goofiest person. They are funny and have the loudest goofiest laugh. They are also so beautiful and have the best smile. They can make anyone laugh so hard. They also strive to be their best in life. They work very hard in school and grind to be the best in life. Most Layomi's are West African so it's lit. They bring light into people's eyes and are the best people to go in time of need. Not only are they sympathetic but they will get you feeling so much better real quick. They also give the best advice ever. They give to people and don't ever get angry if they don't get anything in return. They have a beautiful personality everyone should have a layomi in their life. They are also always smiling and happy. They also laugh at everything even if it's not funny. They also have a little sassiness at some times.
I said something that was lowkey funny in class today and layomi starting laughing for a good 10min.
layomi by Dumbest March 15, 2017

Layoff Beard 

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."
There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.
Layoff Beard by deaconblues February 11, 2009
The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.
Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.
layoff by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.
Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.
LaFountain Dip by cheeser696 December 29, 2010
Contraction of the words lame and famous. Sometimes spelled "lameous." Not to be confused with lameass.

Used to describe so-called celebrities who are famous for no good reason, especially an internet celebrity or Myspace member who thinks he/she is hot shit because he/she has 50,000 profile views and 10,000 friends. Can also apply to Paris Hilton and her ilk.
Tila Tequila is so awesome! She has, like, a fucktillion friends!

Yeah, bro, but she's just lamous.
lamous by adrielkelsick December 29, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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