Layou

The words "Love" and "You" combined to form one word: Layou!

It is the way I tell my Girlfriend I love her!

I Layou!

by Monte_101 August 25, 2009

Princess Layou

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.

Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

layomi

A layomi is normally the most goofiest person. They are funny and have the loudest goofiest laugh. They are also so beautiful and have the best smile. They can make anyone laugh so hard. They also strive to be their best in life. They work very hard in school and grind to be the best in life. Most Layomi's are West African so it's lit. They bring light into people's eyes and are the best people to go in time of need. Not only are they sympathetic but they will get you feeling so much better real quick. They also give the best advice ever. They give to people and don't ever get angry if they don't get anything in return. They have a beautiful personality everyone should have a layomi in their life. They are also always smiling and happy. They also laugh at everything even if it's not funny. They also have a little sassiness at some times.

I said something that was lowkey funny in class today and layomi starting laughing for a good 10min.

by Dumbest March 15, 2017

Layoff Beard

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."

There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.

by deaconblues February 11, 2009

layoff

The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.

Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.

Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.

by cheeser696 December 29, 2010

lamous

Contraction of the words lame and famous. Sometimes spelled "lameous." Not to be confused with lameass.

Used to describe so-called celebrities who are famous for no good reason, especially an internet celebrity or Myspace member who thinks he/she is hot shit because he/she has 50,000 profile views and 10,000 friends. Can also apply to Paris Hilton and her ilk.

Tila Tequila is so awesome! She has, like, a fucktillion friends!

Yeah, bro, but she's just lamous.

by adrielkelsick December 29, 2008