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To take an enormous shit in a hurry.
I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."
by MRT7776GKK December 29, 2010
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To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.
My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!
by platepuke August 23, 2016
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