Lay DD 

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.

I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...

Lay DD by robhk888 November 26, 2007

Lay DD 

A strange affliction that takes place usually after sex. In the standard lover and beloved situation when person A is more excited about the hook up than person B they will try to prolong the entire experience. Exhibited by frantic post sex cuddling and annoyingly persistent shoulder and neck kisses.

So I had my fuck buddy over last night but afterward she wouldn't stop moving. Worst case of lay dd ever.

Lay DD by mini wig June 21, 2010

laydd 

laydd can be placed at the end of any sentence usualy when speaking about someone, it has also been shorthen to laaa. The term first came about in the town of westhoughton used by students of westhoughton high school

yes laydd
go on james layd
yeah laaaa

laydd by westhoughton town September 16, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012