Lawrence taylor 

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

Lawrence taylor by Tecdaddy June 4, 2007

Lawrence Taylor 

The greatest NFL player to ever exist, strong like BULL 🐂! Played for the NY Giants, aka the best NFL organization of all time.

Person 1: Omg is that a strong muscular man wearing a NY Giants jersey

Person 2: That must be Lawrence Taylor

Lawrence Taylor by Jdkmaniscracked April 8, 2021

Lawrence taylor 

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

Lawrence taylor by Tecdaddy June 3, 2007

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019