Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

Lawn Soaping by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

lawnscaping

noun: the art form of merging lawn care and landscaping : envisioning a conceptual design to work the earth, remove weeds, pests, and any other toxic materials, mold lawn & land into an aesthetically pleasing, green-planet-friendly, harmonizing mind, body and soul with the Earth's natural balance, ultimately creating a zen like sanctuary of energy renewing utopia for all who enter to enjoy, and then returning week after week, month after month to perform routine care and maintenance to ensure we are able to renew, reuse, recycle the Earth's natural resources.

Divergent Lawn Care is the #1 lawnscaping company in the world after receiving the Nobel Peace prize for integrating their landscaping designs into renewable resource ideas that changed the world as we know it.

lawnscaping by DivergentlyMe March 30, 2019