Lawler Street 

1. A place that you go when you LAWL(lol,rofl) really hard.

2. The state of being in a ROFLing session that seems interminable.

3. A street in Jessup, Pennsylvania.

1. "That picture of those furries just totally took me to Lawler Street."

2. "OMG HELP ME (LOLOLOL) IM (LOLOL) I (LOLOL) CANT GET OUT OF LAWLER STREET!1"

3. "We have to pick Steve up. Turn right onto Lawler Street."

Lawler Street by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

fifth street lawyer 

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.

Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!

fifth street lawyer by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

The Street Lawyer 

The Street Lawyer is a DC area criminal attorney, Lonny Bramzon, who is the attorney to call when you’re caught in a situation.

Yo, tell 12 nothin’ cuh. Imma call The Street Lawyer.

The Street Lawyer by l'ingénieur June 23, 2018

street lawyer 

noun
1. a person who has no law degree, no formal training in the legal system, yet insists on publicly giving legal advice or opinions on the legality of issues in which they have no actual bearing on how the law applies. Their opinions usually conflict with the actual law, and they are usually batshit-crazy psuedo-liberal retards, or ghetto savages.

Street Lawyer - "Yo, son! Stand Your Ground is some bullshit. Look at how Zimmerman got away with murder".

Despite the fact that Stand Your Ground didn't apply because Treyvon was on top of Zimmerman pounding his head in, and Zimmerman had no avenue of escape, and despite the fact that the definition of murder is an unlawful killing, and Zimmerman acted in self-defense.

street lawyer by masakari2012 March 7, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016