Lawens 

Lawens is an amazing guy. If you don’t know a Lawens, you should find one! He is soooo super ambitious and determined to accomplish all of the goals that he has set for himself. He is so successful and loves to help others achieve success, as well. He is also EXTREMELY FINE, which is a severe understatement because there’s just no words to describe how good he looks! He’s very well-versed in the forex market and will help you learn the ins and outs if you need assistance. He is also an AMAZINGGGG kisser. His kisses will take you out of this world. He loves to watch movies and is also very skilled with his hands. He loves his parents and family and is a great uncle to his nieces and nephews. Did I mention he’s fine?! like super sexy?!?! Yeah so get to know a Lawens if you don’t already. You’re missing out!

Lawens is so fine and intelligent! I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him the other day while he was teaching me how to trade forex!

Lawens by xbria January 23, 2022

Mowing other people's lawns 

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

Mowing other people's lawns by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Lawrenson

In the days of words losing their ferosity and power to upset it has been decided that a new word is needed as a step up from the former unmentionable, cunt. After an extensive survey the word that has been settled on is Lawrenson. This choice is inspired by the extreme unpopularity of the BBC football (soccer) pundit Mark Lawrenson.

"So young man why did you stamp on this former man's testicles until they were nought but a bloodied plup?"
"Well your honour he called me a 'Lawrenson', I simply had to defend my honour against such a slur."
"Indeed, well I've heard enough, I find in favour of the defendant on grounds of massive provocation, furthermore I rule that the prosecution should pay the defendant £5.20 enough to buy some shoe cleaner."
From the court transcript of the Ant Vs Dec trial of January 2008

Lawrenson by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

Lawnseeding 

The act of spreading one's semen in multiple directions during ejaculation in a manner similar to that of spreading grass seed.

Them hoes need lawnseeding

Lawnseeding by SleepyBoat July 12, 2016

Josie Lapense

One of the most magnificent woman you'll ever meet. Having many sides to her, yet only a few others can explore. She has a beautiful voice, and looks of a model. She's one of the smartest girls I know, but yet she doesn't consist of that nerdy characteristic. She's pretty social, and outgoing. & a total B0$$ at Volleyball. She has a heart of gold, always thinking of other, and not her self. One of the most amazing personalities you can find in a person. I'm glad to say she's mines. & I will always treasure her.

Yo there goes Matty's girl Josie Lapense, gah I wish I was as lucky as Matt.

Josie Lapense by Her Boyfriend.. July 7, 2012

Latenscracia 

Latenscracia is a term used to describe topics that humans debate without ever reaching a conclusion. Examples of latenscracia include the existence of God or the meaning of consciousness.
Latenscracia is often used in relation to topics like artificial intelligence (AI) and its impact on society.

The term 'latenscracia' was coined by Twitter user @axelriosg, It comes from the Latin word for 'hidden power'.

"My definition of love is a latenscracia."

Latenscracia by Alcidiane February 23, 2023

Lavenstein

A sur-name most commonly affiliated with one with fantastic looks and somewhat questionable social skills. The latter is most commonly erased by the prior.

A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.

That chick was such a Lavenstein, I know she insulted me like 15 times, but I couldn't be mad while I was staring at that rack!

Lavenstein by MissV August 2, 2008