A great girl with an amazing sense of humor and everything about her is beautiful. She will most likely make your day no matter how sad or mad you are. One of the only negative things about her is once she’s lost her temper or is sadder than usual is that it can’t be cured.
“Damn, that new girl Lavincia seems pretty funny.”
“Yeah and she’s hot”
Lavincia is the greatest person you’ll evermeet
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.