Lava Golem Share definition Flag A guy that is such a flaming homosexual that the only way to describe him would be with lava, hence Lava Golem Dude 1: Did you see the Lava Golem walk by? Dude 2: What the hell? Are we in San Francisco? Lava Golem by A barrel December 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Lava Golem mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch