Lauritis

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the unstoppable need to kiss and hug your girlfriend Laura because you are too lesbian to controle it

I can't stop thinking of Laura. I must visit the doctor, i've been with lauritis the hole week

Lauritis by Heyheyheyheyheyhey123456789 November 23, 2021

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Laurits

Laurits is a very nice, and cleaver boy.
He is very sexy, but also very smart.

He is the dream of every girl...

Laurits by Lauritsnorn273 September 17, 2017

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Laurits

Definition of a cool guy.

"That guy is so Laurits!"

Laurits by Crazy-8 February 24, 2017

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Laurits

the coolest person ive ever met, hes probably the boy of the legends

laurits is just much cooler that you are

Laurits by somecooldude2005 November 14, 2019

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Laurits

Laurits is a noiern beautiful guy surrounded by hot females. Laurits is a very strong and handsome man with lots of options between different females

Laurits is handsome

Laurits by laurtis4321 September 8, 2020

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laurits

Laurits: A boy/male who is extremely sexy and is a pussy magnet.

Laurits, ur so fucking hot!

laurits by Pedors1251231252112 March 16, 2017

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Laurits

A Laurits is a very gay man, he will always ask for a handy or a fucking blowjob.

Anne : That man is absolutely fucking disgusting.
Anna : Yeah, he must be a Laurits

Laurits by Todaxi Supporter September 6, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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