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Lasered 

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A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.
Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!
Lasered by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

Lasered Vagina 

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A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

lasered 

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Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered
lasered by Bosshawk September 1, 2009

Lasered 

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A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.
Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!
Lasered by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

LaseredByValk

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Son Of Cores an opp,gets 5-0d everyday
LaseredByValk in a ps op free 5-0
LaseredByValk by WithEase June 27, 2022

Lasered 

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Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night
-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!
Lasered by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023
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