Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

Lap Trap by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008

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Lap Trap

(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.

J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."

C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"

Lap Trap by 4ya2kn0 July 7, 2011

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laptrap

(verb) When you're about to stand up but then your pet decides to crawl in your lap and fall asleep, preventing you from getting out of your seat without moving them.

I was going to go rummage through the cupboard for something to eat, but then my cat laptrapped me and I had to sit there with a growling stomach and pet her until she woke up.

laptrap by MizukiYumeko July 14, 2014

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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