Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

Lap Trap by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008

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Lap Trap

(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.

J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."

C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"

Lap Trap by 4ya2kn0 July 7, 2011

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laptrap

(verb) When you're about to stand up but then your pet decides to crawl in your lap and fall asleep, preventing you from getting out of your seat without moving them.

I was going to go rummage through the cupboard for something to eat, but then my cat laptrapped me and I had to sit there with a growling stomach and pet her until she woke up.

laptrap by MizukiYumeko July 14, 2014

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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