laptrap

(verb) When you're about to stand up but then your pet decides to crawl in your lap and fall asleep, preventing you from getting out of your seat without moving them.

I was going to go rummage through the cupboard for something to eat, but then my cat laptrapped me and I had to sit there with a growling stomach and pet her until she woke up.

by MizukiYumeko July 14, 2014

Liptrap

To bludgen or club a DRAGON and drag it down to ones dungeon for the purposes of slaying with ones penis.

"You've gotta pull a few Liptraps until you find your princess."

by NicotheDragon March 24, 2012

laptapone

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

Lapcrap

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

by Lapcrapper January 18, 2008

laptap

Synonym for laptop .::.

Joey: "Where's my laptap?"
Carlos: "3 clicks north of the ubiquitous meatseat"

by Keegan Gnartin April 3, 2008

Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008

Lap Trap

(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.

J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."

C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"

by 4ya2kn0 July 7, 2011