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Laovanna 

Laovanna is a unisex name perfect for the best of souls. Don’t be fooled by the feminine tone for it has many nicknames to play around with, giving it the masculine twist you’re looking for; go with things like Vanna, Lao, Van/Vann, Laov, Laovan and any other creative ways you can abbreviate it! Artistic vibes from anyone I’ve met with the name and highly centred. They have a calmed aura mixed with the perfect amount if personality and protection. Helping and caring for others is a top priority which often leads to self neglect but in their eyes it’s ’loved ones are happy, I am happy’. It’s sweet yet not the healthiest. Laovannas are, what i’d like to call, the ‘dad’ of the group. Will they stop you from doing stupid stuff? Not at all. Will they give you a bandage and take care of you after? Always.
To put it simply, everyone needs a Laovanna in their life.
Person 1 : Did you see Laovannas new art piece?

Person 2 : Hell yeah, they’re really good at it!

Friend : He fucking slapped me so I keyed his car.
Laovanna : casually picks up a weapon and hands friend an ice pack I’ll be right back.
Laovanna by Vann :0 August 1, 2021
Words you can keep
A LaVanna is a girl who is very gorgeous and very talented. Most LaVannas are very short tempered and hotheaded. LaVannas have few friends but they are true friends who will stay with them. LaVanna is a very unique girl and is always happy.
Wow, that girl sure is a LaVanna!
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Lavanna is a girl who is beautiful on the inside and out she often laughs and jokes about everything but ,don’t mistake her for a jack rabbit shell switch her attitude up in a second. she cares a lot for her family and friends
Wow I really want to be a lavanna
Lavanna by Karen piper January 30, 2021
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