Laovanna 

Laovanna is a unisex name perfect for the best of souls. Don’t be fooled by the feminine tone for it has many nicknames to play around with, giving it the masculine twist you’re looking for; go with things like Vanna, Lao, Van/Vann, Laov, Laovan and any other creative ways you can abbreviate it! Artistic vibes from anyone I’ve met with the name and highly centred. They have a calmed aura mixed with the perfect amount if personality and protection. Helping and caring for others is a top priority which often leads to self neglect but in their eyes it’s ’loved ones are happy, I am happy’. It’s sweet yet not the healthiest. Laovannas are, what i’d like to call, the ‘dad’ of the group. Will they stop you from doing stupid stuff? Not at all. Will they give you a bandage and take care of you after? Always.
To put it simply, everyone needs a Laovanna in their life.

Person 1 : Did you see Laovannas new art piece?

Person 2 : Hell yeah, they’re really good at it!

Friend : He fucking slapped me so I keyed his car.
Laovanna : casually picks up a weapon and hands friend an ice pack I’ll be right back.

Laovanna by Vann :0 August 1, 2021

lavanna 

A LaVanna is a girl who is very gorgeous and very talented. Most LaVannas are very short tempered and hotheaded. LaVannas have few friends but they are true friends who will stay with them. LaVanna is a very unique girl and is always happy.

Wow, that girl sure is a LaVanna!

lavanna by Butterflies and Starbucks June 25, 2017

Lavanna 

Lavanna is a girl who is beautiful on the inside and out she often laughs and jokes about everything but ,don’t mistake her for a jack rabbit shell switch her attitude up in a second. she cares a lot for her family and friends

Wow I really want to be a lavanna

Lavanna by Karen piper January 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008