lanzo
lanzo by da coola dude November 27, 2007
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Lanzo
Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021
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lanzo • Lanzo and Rainer style • Lanzoma • Fabio Lanzoni • landon • lando • landon guy • Lando Norris • Lando Calrissian • Lando Effect
Lanzo
Lanzo is the human being with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021
Lanzo and Rainer style
To be absolute horses who always have forks in there hands. They will mog anything that moves and don’t give a fook about anything besides the gym. Lastly they will always Queue the hardstyle no matter the occasion.
Lanzo and Rainer style by Jlanzo35 March 11, 2022
Lando norris
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Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022
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