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i girl who gives head but will rip the shit out of your dick with her big as teeth

i got some head last night, but she was a total lanzo

lanzo by da coola dude November 27, 2007

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Lanzo

Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.

"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.

"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."

Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"

or

Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".

Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021

Related Words

lanzo • Lanzo and Rainer style • Lanzoma • Fabio Lanzoni • landon • lando • landon guy • Lando Norris • Lando Calrissian • Lando Effect

Lanzo

Lanzo is the human being with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.

"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.

"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."

Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"

or

Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".

Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021

Lanzo and Rainer style

To be absolute horses who always have forks in there hands. They will mog anything that moves and don’t give a fook about anything besides the gym. Lastly they will always Queue the hardstyle no matter the occasion.

Pickup a fork Lanzo and Rainer style.

Lanzo and Rainer style by Jlanzo35 March 11, 2022

Lando norris

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

landoncoolvideos

Some irrelevant troll

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

landoncoolvideos by Zimeatswaffels3 January 16, 2021

Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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