2 definitions by BiboLanternTheReal
Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021
Lanzo is the human being with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021