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Punch a person named Landon day 

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On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

National ' block Oli London day'

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Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian

National ' block Oli London day'

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National ' block Oli London day'
National ' block Oli London day' is a day on March 2nd where we block Oli London on all social medias, 'why 'you may ask, well let me tell you. Oli London is a 31 year old British man, that thinks he's half korean and can speak fluent Korean and Japanese , even though he clearly isn't. He also thinks he's married to bts Park Jimin. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He's Ex best friend also exposed him with a voice message, where he says that the only he's posting about BLM, is because he wants to be relevant, so he's literally saying that he is doing it so people won't stop talking about him. There was also a muslim women who tweeted about him, saying that he's a tool. He then got very offended by that comment and said " The only tool is you.....a symbol of oppression and brainwashing". The Women than said that he was the only one getting brainwashed. He Then replied with "Sweetie i'm not the one wearing a Burqa, a symbol of oppression and Brainwashing!" I hope that this'll make you consider blocking Oli on all socials, and actually cancel him.

hate layndon day

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Every November 30th you will hate layndon
Person 1:oh hey it’s layndon
Person 2:oh hey it’s hate layndon day
hate layndon day by Thshsj November 22, 2023

Lyndon skip day 

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On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
Lyndon skip day by Schnaare April 26, 2021
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