Landon Lake 

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.

Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."

Landon Lake by Dracyan December 7, 2022

landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.

"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

landoflakes locklear by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010

LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

LandOLakes Face by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026

LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

LandOLakes Face by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019