landing gear
A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
landing gear by psycheshop October 12, 2008
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Landing Gear
the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
Landing Gear by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010
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landing gear
The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
landing gear by adam xe4 March 1, 2005
landing gear
After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.
landing gear by Ymir April 29, 2004
Boeing 787 Landing Gear
The act of globally blocking a moderator/administrator from the classic wikipedia knockoff called FANDOM for zero reason. Its like the sick child cummers (FANDOM staff and SOAP) come out to cum on little children and let them slaughter themselves even though they did NOTHING WRONG!!!
The act of Boeing 787 landing gear caused the suicides of more than 100000 Wikia users over the years.
The act of Boeing 787 landing gear caused the suicides of more than 100000 Wikia users over the years.
Megan: Ah fuck, Knmagor0024 got blocked! that sucks cuz I liked her!
Yura Kuzenkov: Knmagor0024 got blocked because he made an inside joke about slaguthering pigs.
Megan: Fuck your shit Yura, you just Boeing 787 Landing Gear'ed Knmagor.
Yura Kuzenkov: I ain't put 10 tires on her wings!
Megan: Choke on my Av33's 9 inch schlong I never wanna use FANDOM ever again.
Yura Kuzenkov: Ill fuckin leak your IP adress and global block your account too.
Megan: dont you damn dare Boeing 787 Landing Gear my acc!
Yura Kuzuenkov: *Blocks Megan globally*
Megan: FUCK YOU STUPID TYRANT!!!
Yura Kuzenkov: Knmagor0024 got blocked because he made an inside joke about slaguthering pigs.
Megan: Fuck your shit Yura, you just Boeing 787 Landing Gear'ed Knmagor.
Yura Kuzenkov: I ain't put 10 tires on her wings!
Megan: Choke on my Av33's 9 inch schlong I never wanna use FANDOM ever again.
Yura Kuzenkov: Ill fuckin leak your IP adress and global block your account too.
Megan: dont you damn dare Boeing 787 Landing Gear my acc!
Yura Kuzuenkov: *Blocks Megan globally*
Megan: FUCK YOU STUPID TYRANT!!!
Boeing 787 Landing Gear by Boo Radley Game May 23, 2022
Langing gear
Langing gear by the struggling student January 29, 2025
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