Land a jumbo jet Share definition Flag A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face. Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up! Land a jumbo jet by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Land a jumbo jet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch