Land Rover 

Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.

Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.

True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out

Land Rover by jD April 16, 2005

Land Rover 

A kick-ass vehicle that is simultaneously a pain in the ass to maintain.

If you buy one, within 6 months you will either a)want another one or b)set it on fire and roll it into a lake.

In stock configuration, it will (and has) outperformed other lifted vehicles.

If you don't have money and wrenching skills, stay away.

"Did that stock 109 Land Rover just pass a Jeep on the Rubicon?

"Yes."

Land Rover by Stu454 April 27, 2010

land rover 

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

land rover by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

land rover 

A British luxury brand which is now owned by Ford along with other British vehciles such as Jaguar and Ashton Martin. Buying a Land Rover guarentees you will look stylish on the side of the highway.

Person 1: Dude, look at that Land Rover on the shoulder!

Person 2: Such a sweet lookin car.

land rover by British boy September 23, 2006

Land Rover 

The greatest 4x4 vehicle of all time. The LR3 was the last legitimate Land Rover that could actually go off road and impress people with it's capabilities.

Many people are now getting them just for the status, and putting 22" chrome rims on it which goes against everything the company stands for and represents.

If you doubt Land Rover then watch videos of the Camel Trophy

Dumbass: Dude! I just got a lift and 33's for my jeep!!

Land Rover Owner: I bet you would not have lasted one day with stock Land Rovers in the Camel Trophy
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Toyota Owner: MY YOTA IS A BEAST!!

Land Rover Owner: Why do I always tow you out of every trail we go to?

Land Rover by Discovery Stud September 14, 2012

land rover 

1. A poor quality vehicle. The worst vehicle in terms of depedability, corrosion prevention, serviceability and poorly engineering.

2. A vehicle which value depreciates 25% or more when all 4 tires leave the dealers lot. No other vehicle has a poorer depreciation value. A bad investment

3. A vehicle that will get you there(maybe), but you will have to walk home.

4. A vehicle that the body is made from Aluminum. Land Rover bodies do not rust. They corrode, and this is the best thing Rovers do. Land Rovers steel frames rust.

5. A vehicle that is an electrical nightmare.

6. A vehicle that quality is so poor that Ford Motor Company had to buy it. Now they wish they did'nt.

7. A vehicle that parts must be preordered and kept on hand due to the fact that parts are not carried at regular auto parts stored

7. A vehicle that MILF's like.

I saw a cool Landie today on the side of the freeway. The hood was up but that's usual.

I'd rather push a Land Cruiser than ride in a Land Rover. Hell I'd rather dive a Jeep, and they suck too.

#1 Let's go fourwheelin, I just got my Rover running again.
#2 No way man, My Land Cruiser and I are tired of draging your British junk back to town.

land rover by SlackJawMF February 22, 2007

land rover 

A poorly made Jeep clone that thanks to bad design and electrolysis starts rusting away from the time the panels are together to the frame.

The bright person who thought of bolting aluminum panels to a steel frame should be shot.

land rover by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 11, 2004