Lamp Fuck 

Some one who you would normally avoid but since your in Lampeter, you fuck them... And then feel the need to justify it to yourself...

Also, keeps you off the sheep.

I'd never normally have fucked her/him, but I reckon she's/he's a legitimate Lamp Fuck

Lamp Fuck by Orlox1 January 10, 2011

Lamp Fucker 

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

Lamp Fucker by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

lampfuck 

fucking a lamp until your dick turns black

i lampfucked my houselmap and my dick needs amputation

lampfuck by Zach Strockbracket January 4, 2005