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I saw my doctor about my lagzma problem and he suggested that I go see a lagzmatoligist
Lagzma by Dr. Spleamen June 14, 2018
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Describes a unknown substance or crust or disease
I recently discovered I have bad lagzma so I am going to see my lagzmatologist
Lagzma by Dr. Spleamen June 14, 2018
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lagimanjaro 

Not normal lag.

lag that gets you booted/standbyin
lag bigger than kilimanjaro.

origin: while playin halo 3, I was one kill away from a killimanjaro but then got lagged out "WTF was that....lagimanjaro" .
I had lagimanjaro all day on halo 3 today.
your connection was lagtastic, mine was lagimanjaro.
my connection is lagimanjaro right now.
lagimanjaro by shatteredwings March 14, 2010
a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.
"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)
lagomatic by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

Laghmani 

Laghmani is popular fragrance made by fineperfumes and sold by Aldi. It is commonly sold in dark alleyways by Dodgy Indian people Who will sing you a song about Aldi’s great product And they will dance for you if you give a small donation
“Laghmani, ohhhhhhhh Laghmani, (buy our product today in stores) ohhhhhhh Lachmani”
Laghmani by Laghmani fam February 19, 2019
means tax man but if you have this last name you for sure have a big a** willy.
look over there, you can see lagmans big juicy cock through his pants.
lagman by biigpeepeedude March 29, 2021
lagomas is a soggy penis it’s soggy
OH NO I HAVE A LAGOMAS!!
ben: HIDE ITTT!!!😧😧😧
lagomas by kimfinds September 5, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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