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A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.
Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(
Laggies by Garozerg June 12, 2008
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appy polly loggies 

In Anthony Burgess's novella, A Clockwork Orange, it's the "nadsat" slang version of saying you're sorry. Synonymous with "apologies" as in "my apologies".
Oh, did I step on your foot? Appy polly loggies, O my Brother!

laggistic 

Another way of saying "my computer sucks ass" while playing online games. But when used, it makes the speaker seem smarter than the geeks that are playing.
n00b6969: haha, rofl, omg, lol. i just PWN3D you n00b!!

i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.

n00b696: WTF?!?!?!
laggistic by jewboy11505 March 1, 2008
The baddest bitch in the world. Laggie will teach you about clits, dicks, and thrush. Laggie doesn't take no bullshit.
kid 1: Oh damn where is my clit?!
kid 2: idk man why don't you ask laggie you stupid fucknut
Laggie by beards4lyfe July 10, 2009

lagginess 

Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.
JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.
lagginess by Aunghula1 March 12, 2021
Leggies, adj.
A baby word for Boz's hairy legs.

Though one might simply say "Hairy legs", this defines it as fun and funky fresh lad leggies.
Have you seen Pastor Boz's Hairy Leggies? They are fun and funky fresh!
Leggies by The Dwellers January 13, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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