Definitions by Garozerg

EJack-u-lantern 

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

EJack-u-lantern by Garozerg June 23, 2008

Laggies 

A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.

Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(

Laggies by Garozerg June 12, 2008